NAIL CLIPPERS!!!!

I hate nail clippers. They are small and scary. They attack your paw and cut part of your claw off. My mommie attacked me today and wrapped me in a towel. Then she proceded to cut my claws off! I got good treats after though. I got attacked 4 times today!!! 4 times! The indignity of it all.

Food

Today I woke up usual time at about 6 AM and bugged my owner to wake me up. Lily was on her bed and they were both asleep. Stepping on my owner did not work and I was forced to licking her eyelids. When this did not work either, I decided to bother the other female human. She was already up and gave me a ridiculously small breakfast. I am a big cat, I need to keep my weight up. Shortly, Lily trotted in a also ate. I licked her plate off.