The Garfield Way

Not ANOTHER bath!

Sometimes my mom won't leave me alone, I wish she would just let me sleep. But NOOOOO, she has to come find me to give me a (GASP) BATH!!!

Yes, she insists on giving me a bath regularly....I'm a CAT, darn it, I bath MYSELF! But she says that she's getting "the buggies" off of me. Well, I can do that with my tongue, however, it's not good enough for her.

And my EARS, good grief, she has to put these long sticks in my ears, says she cleaning them. I try to hide these sticks she call's "kitty Q-tips" but she finds them every time.

I'm miserable on "Bath Day". The only enjoyment I get on that day is knowing that Ghirardelli also gets a bath. But for some ungodly reason, she doesn't seem to mind the water!