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Domestic Shorthair

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Home:Kingsburg, CA

Sex: Male Weight: 13 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Mr. Tiger, Tigger, Tigey, Lyle Lovett, Theodore, Teddy Bear, the Distinguished Professor H.R. Tigerkins

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Coloration:
Marble

Likes:
Fires, being vacuumed, burrowing under half a dozen blankets even when it is 107 degrees outside, Christmas, having someone lie down and take a nap with him

Pet-Peeves:
Having his tail touched, having his head-fur being done up in a mohawk, being alone

Favorite Toy:
wrapping paper

Favorite Nap Spot:
In a box in my parents' closet

Favorite Food:
Sour cream, turkey, French fries, Chinese food, broccoli, canned corn, pizza, lima beans

Skills:
Telepathic communication, typing, throwing up on purpose, speaking English, looking forlorn

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
Tiger followed my neighbor home from school one day when he was just a tiny kitten and my mum heard him yowling loudly and went outside to see what was going on. When she opened the door, he came inside our house, found my dad, who was at home for his lunch break and napping on the couch, and fell asleep next to him. They have been best friends ever since.

Bio:
Mr. Tiger is very aloof but hates being left alone and hides during thunderstorms. He has big paws and a spotted tummy. He is a very impressive stretcher. He can open doors. However, his most impressive skill is speaking. I swear he understands and responds appropriately to everything we say, and everyone once in a while I here him say real words, including "uh-huh," "out," and "move."

Forums Motto:
The Distinguished Professor HR Tigerkins

I've Been On Catster Since:

August 12th 2004