February 5th 2006 5:34 pm
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I've had a rather traumatic time in the last few months!

First of all, the mats in my fur got really bad. My human couldn't comb them out or anything. It hurt me too much when she tried that, and I really wanted her to leave me alone. But did she? Nooo!

What did my human do? She put me in a CAT JAIL! She put me in the cat jail, carried me out to a CAR, and took me to this person called a GROOMER. The groomer gave me a haircut! All my mats were gone, but so was most of my fur!

Getting a haircut made my skin a little irritated. This concerned my human, so she put me in the cat jail AGAIN! This time she took me to see a v*t. I can't even type the word. It's too horrifying! The v*t examined me and said my skin was okay. He cut my claws, and he gave me some SHOTS! I hate shots. My human has to take shots (she's a diabetic) but she shouldn't make ME take them too!

The v*t wanted to watch me walk around because the human told him I was limping. As soon as he put me down on the floor, I went into the cat jail (voluntarily! it was better than the v*t) and hid.

The human says she's going to take me back there soon, though, because I'm still limping.

After my trips to the groomer and the v*t, I hid in the closet for a few weeks until I was sure my human wasn't going to catch me and put me in the cat jail again.