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Poupée's Mews

Update

I've had a rather traumatic time in the last few months!

First of all, the mats in my fur got really bad. My human couldn't comb them out or anything. It hurt me too much when she tried that, and I really wanted her to leave me alone. But did she? Nooo!

What did my human do? She put me in a CAT JAIL! She put me in the cat jail, carried me out to a CAR, and took me to this person called a GROOMER. The groomer gave me a haircut! All my mats were gone, but so was most of my fur!

Getting a haircut made my skin a little irritated. This concerned my human, so she put me in the cat jail AGAIN! This time she took me to see a v*t. I can't even type the word. It's too horrifying! The v*t examined me and said my skin was okay. He cut my claws, and he gave me some SHOTS! I hate shots. My human has to take shots (she's a diabetic) but she shouldn't make ME take them too!

The v*t wanted to watch me walk around because the human told him I was limping. As soon as he put me down on the floor, I went into the cat jail (voluntarily! it was better than the v*t) and hid.

The human says she's going to take me back there soon, though, because I'm still limping.

After my trips to the groomer and the v*t, I hid in the closet for a few weeks until I was sure my human wasn't going to catch me and put me in the cat jail again.

Vacuum Monster!

The male human brought home a brand-new vacuum monster! The old vacuum monster was bad enough. Now we have a new one! I went and hid in the bedroom, but it came into the bedroom after I went in there, so I had to run out really quick! I ended up hiding under the couch until it got quiet. Then I slowly came out to see if it was safe. It's safe for now; I think the monster is sleeping. But I don't know when it will wake up again. I'm nervous now.

Loud noisy things

Last night Daddy brought in a big thing from outside. Meowmie says itt is called a vacuum cleaner, but I call it a vacuum-monster. He found it by the garbage can. Judging by what it does, I think he should have left it in the garbage. It is very, very, VERY noisy. He plugged it on and poked it, and it made a horrible, horrible noise. It also smelled bad. I jumped up and ran far away!

The vacuum-monster is quiet for now, but Daddy says next week he is going to try taking it apart to find out why it makes so much noise.