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Home:Ossining, NY

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Age: 20 Years Sex: Female Weight: 9 lbs.

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Nicknames:
The Bunches, The Bunchinator, Munchkin, Funchkin, Scrunchkin, Muncha Buncha Puddin' Pie, Grey Girl, Green-Eyed Girl, Peach Paw, Stretchy-Leg Girl

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Quick Bio:

-part feral

Likes:
Being brushed, being spanked (wuppatushes), being "messed up," kissing Fozzie

Pet-Peeves:
"Free bathing services" from Shazam, anything scary (visitors, the doorbell, loud noises, fast movements), being picked up

Favorite Toy:
Fun bag (a little catnip "pillow"), little grey mice, cat dancer

Favorite Nap Spot:
The living room couch, the new cuddly my grandma gave me, my cushy little apartment in the basement where I hide when I get scared (complete with posters of Brad Pitt and Matt Damon--meowza!)

Favorite Food:
Chicken

Skills:
I like to throw my toys up high in the air before I chase them. Sometimes they land in strange places, and it's funny to watch my parents try to figure out how they got there. I also drink milk with my paw.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
My mother found me when I was 10 weeks old hiding in the engine of a car parked outside her apartment building. I was crying, hungry, and terrified. She chased me around the apartment complex for two hours until I finally gave up and let her catch me. I'm so glad she didn't give up on me.

Bio:
Any time my mom or dad talks to me or pets me, I stick my back legs out, one at a time, like I'm stretching them (but I'm not really stretching them). It's just a quirky thing I do.

Lives Remaining:
7 of 9

Forums Motto:
The Queen

I've Been On Catster Since:

August 12th 2004

More than 8 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:
60577

Meet my family

Fozzie Bear	Shazam	Boo Radley (1991-2003)	Whitey
Tuco

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Training Humans is Hard to Do

September 29th 2004 9:13 am
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This morning I sharpened my nails on one of my mom's good chairs in the living room, the one right next to my scratching post. I got yelled at. I don't quite understand this yelling thing. When it happens, I just look at the yeller like, "Can't you see I'm busy here? How rude!" But the yelling doesn't stop until I move on to doing something else. Sheesh! These humans are hard to train.

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