October 1st 2004 1:55 pm
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Okay so like i was following Mom into the bathroom but Nirmal was in there again and I'm like, dude, you never leave, do you? You smell like a bathroom. And he was like, you know, in his snobby tone, "Shut up, you malodorous snob," and I was so hurt, I mean, that was like totally uncalled for, you know? So I pattered out of the bathroom and Mom reached down to pet me and I thought it was Nirmal so I turned and hissed at her and then I felt doubly bad, you know, and Mom was mad so she said Knock it off, Peeper, and everyone was like so mean to me and I totally went and let it out on Sphinx because he's such a wussy old fart, you know? So he came down the stairs to get his dinner and I blocked the entrance and totally wouldn't let him pass, and like he just sat there with that dumb look on his face, and i was laughing (and hissing) and it was so much fun! But then Mom came down the stairs and she is so wanny over Sphinx, it's like totally pathetic, and so like I let him pass but I gave him a good swipe on his way, and Mom got mad again and I just puffed my tail up and strutted out of the kitchen like HMPH!