October 1st 2004 1:42 pm
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While I do not wish for my fans to infer that I intend to post these diaries on a regular basis, I thought it best if I divulge a few recent happenings.

The male human has returned to the house. This makes for a more pleasant day - and night - as he is infinitely more compatable than the company of the other felines alone. At last I am able to enjoy my evening massages on the male's side of the bed. I keep a watchful eye over him during the daylight hours, when he sits idly in front of the big glowing box for hours on end. I must ensure that nothing happens to him whilst he is thus engaged, lest I be stuck living with only the female for the rest of my life. The male feeds me in my preferred upstairs location, away from the stressful exchanges between the other felines in the kitchen. I can eat in peace, at least until Peeper invites herself into my personal space. Fortunately the male is aware of this habit of intrusion and chases her off.

I hope this journal entry satisfies your curiosity. Have a pleasantly quiet day.