January 4th 2009 12:10 pm
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Mommy said I need to make New Year's Resolutions. She said that means I should look at all the naughty things I do and resolve to do better!
OK, well I would do that, except for the fact that I don't do anything naughty! My name could be "Mary Poppins" because I am "practically perfect!"
I mean things like, biting my brother and teasing him so he will play with me aren't even naughty....right?? Also pushing things on the floor...that helps Mommy because Patrick will knock them down anyway because he's a klutz...and he BREAKS them! And pulling trash out of the wastebasket to play with is good because it saves Mommy money on buying me toys! Mommy said, "what about running over me in the middle of the night and waking me up...is that nice?" I said, "That's Patrick's fault...he's chasing me!"
So phooey on New Year's Resolutions...I am perfect as it is!!
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