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Home:Deer Park, TX

Age: 12 Years Sex: Male Weight: 10 lbs.

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Nicknames:
They call me: Bart, Bartie, Bart-Boy, Bartarinsky, Bartsky

Quick Bio:

-cat rescue

Likes:
I love to hide behind doors and walls to attack Jack as he walks by. Head Noogies are the best

Pet-Peeves:
I just hate it when my Mom (or anyone) picks me up

Favorite Toy:
Those little fake furry mice drive me wild

Favorite Nap Spot:
I sleep wherever I drop unless it's evening then it's got to be a bed

Favorite Food:
S H R I M P!!!!!!! Can't get enough of it.

Skills:
Living with a one-eyed, broken jawed, egocentric white cat is a skill

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
I don't know why, but some neighborhood long-haired feline determined that I needed a home (I guess he thought my svelte body was too skinny) and directed me to the back-yard of my human Mom's house. I saw lots of people sitting around a table in the kitchen so I jumped up on the window sill and started telling them my story. Mom fed me outside and I tried to tell her I wanted inside but to please NOT pick me up. She didn't pick me up but she didn't understand what I was saying either and left me outside...in the rain. I guess she thought I had a home and was just pan-handling. Anyway, I took up residence under a bush and came out every night trying to tell them my story.....very loudly... and they just fed me. FINALLY one day I was scooped up, taken to a place called a hospital (still can't get anyone to hear my story) where "weird" stuff was done to me and then I was brought home only to find I'm forced to compete for attention with a one-eyed, slack-jawed, cheap Elvis impersonator named Jack. Oh well, it's better than living under a bush in the yard and I get to eat SHRIMP!!!!!!!!

Bio:
I travel in the truck with that Jack dude when Mom has to go on jobs, but boy do I hate it! Luckily I get a happy pill before it's time to hit the road. I just have to learn NOT to try jumping up on tables and stuff till the pill wears off cause I HATE BEING LAUGHED AT.

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I've Been On Catster Since:

August 12th 2004