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Sabrina the Beautiful - Her Story

Cool Dudes!

I have been trying for WEEKS to get mom to post this diary entry for me - I finally had to threaten her with "inappropriate elimination" all over her bed to get her to move those lazy fingers!

Since our furrramily has been on Catster, I've noticed some very fine guys here. I guess I share mom's keen eye for masculine "beefcake" - we both enjoy getting a good eyeful of male beauty AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, preferably MANY times EVERY day!

Some of my favorite guys here are Ulysses, Zeus (what a sweet face!), Aedan, Leonidas, Buddy Baxter Button-Face, Sealegs, Tom J. Katt (great sense of humor!), Dexter Jeebus, Monster Marvin Muffin-Face, Toes - AAAAHHHH, so many men, so little time!!!

I'm going to have to demand more time on Catster so I can check out the fellows on a regular basis. I'll keep listing all the guys who catch my eye here, maybe make a "Sabrina's List of Handsome and Delicious Males" - !!! -

Purrrrrs and ear-whiffs for now, Bree (sigh)

More holiday crazies

This morning I tried to climb into mom's tote sack and hide, so she'd take me to work with her.

It didn't quite work out that way - the tote sack is smaller than me, sort of, and my ears and my tail (and part of my butt) stuck out where she could see them. When I poked my head up out of the bag, she was staring me right in the face, LAUGHING!

What an insult! She petted me, and stroked my ears, and told me all the reasons why she couldn't take me to work (like no cat-box), but I was indignant!! I stalked off behind the bed, and didn't come out again until it was time for my good-bye pet and kiss.

I MISS mom when she's at work, and she's been so busy lately that she almost never comes home on time - she better plan on staying GLUED TO THE COUCH this coming four-day weekend, or I may do something drastic. I am, after all, the supreme queen of inappropriate urination (there's a reason it's called being "pissed")!!!

Snorts and chuffs of indignation, Sabrina the Beautiful

Holiday crazies

Boy, are things getting NUTS around our house right now! Mom says it must be all the holiday energies, 'cause the full moon isn't due until Christmas Eve.

Robert came out of the catbox last Sunday afternoon with LOGS stuck to his butt - two little bitty LOGS stuck right to his butt-fur!!! Mom let out a "... EEEE-U-U-UWWWWW! That's disGUSTing!!" Then she chased him around the room with a piece of toilet paper and finally got most of it off him. She gave him a long (and boring) lecture about being bright enough not to let things get stuck to his butt -yada-yada-yada; and then informed him he was banished from the furniture until his butt was NICE and CLEAN again.

Chelsea has spent every night for the last week and a half CHASING HER TAIL on the back of the chaise while mom and the rest of us are trying to watch TV. Mom doesn't mind, though - she thinks it's adorable. I just wonder how she manages not to fall off - she doesn't have any more claws than I do, and I crash and burn off there regularly!

Robert and I have been wrestling HARD every night, not out of animosity, but more for the exercise, and burning off the frustrations of the last few weeks - too much time alone while mom is off doing her "music stuff." And it never ends - now she's busy with shopping and wrapping and shipping for the relatives and friends! There had BETTER be something under the tree for ME on Christmas morning! Some new furry mice would be absolutely delightful - most of my mice have no tails left, and they just aren't as much fun after I've eaten the tails off!

Well, it's time for my beauty sleep - had my breakfast, had my morning treats, saw mom off to work - my job here is done, 'til she gets back home tonight....

Purrrrrrrs, Sabrina the Beautiful