Bored stiff!

It could be worse, I could be in a cage. I am so lonely and bored in this room.
I watch adopters come in and leave with other cats. No one bothers to give me a chance... that's because I have had it tough in life. I have been out in the cold, starving, fighting off predators. All that tough living can get old, so here I am waiiiiiting to go home with someone who can understand what it is like to suffer and to survive.
Adopt me. Please.