April 8th 2008 12:17 pm
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I never did understand the bond people have with their dogs.
What's up with it?
Dogs are loud.
Dogs are hyper.
So, why do humans love them so much?
Is it the beady eyes?
Or the wagging tails?
Isn't that just as cute?
Besides, dogs beg for food.
Most of us are just happy with 9 Lives or Meow Mix or Fancy Feast or, even better, tuna.
And, we use a litter box.
Sure, dogs may use paper; but isn't it easier to scoop our mess than it is to change their nasty, stinky paper?
And, we walk ourselves.
If we're outdoor cats, of course.
But, even so, we don't really need a walk or two every day.
And, we clean ourselves.
How cool is that?
And, when we're overweight, you won't be judged for it.
Well, so what if humans own dogs.
We own humans.
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