November 9th 2004 7:18 am
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Dear Diary:
My Mom watches Clippy (Calypso Persephone) and Killes (Achilles) on their Bunny Cam all the time. She doesn't know that when she isn't home I turn the computer on and watch TheBunnyCam.com hoping that I will catch a glimpse of my secret love, Clippy, when she goes into her special cave. Clippy is a gorgeous Sable Burmese, (just like me), and I worship her from afar. Clippy lives in a place called Iowa which Mom tells me is far away from New York City. I took a plane ride to get to Mom from California, so I could certainly make the trip to Ames, no problem. After all, I was one-year old on October 21st. I am a big boy ready for romance although I have already been to the vet for the you-know-what. I could make the trip, easy; I already know Mom's credit card number (I watched her buy my Hugs & Kisses, a supplement which makes my fur shiny and lovely, online), so I could charge an airline ticket, call a taxi and be on my way. It is a little chilly today, so maybe I'll stay at home and dream of my girl. I can always snuggle up to Eartha, my cousin and housemate. She's nice, too.

I was so excited to see my girl Clippy is the Cat of The Day, today. She is so gorgeous and I am jealous of Killes (her cavemate), altho I must admit, he is quite a handsome Burm, too!

I have had my breakfast, tried to scoot out the door when Mom went to work, got underfoot when Dad was brushing his teeth, so it is time for a snooze on the stove, in my favorite cat warmer, which Mom calls a "skillet."

Ahh, to dream of Clippy....