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January 30th 2012 1:28 am
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last sunday, breakfast time.
i sit on my kitchen chair waiting for human to serve kitty grass salad.
human is sitting on her kitchen chair and buttering bread.
phone rings.
human runs.
a little later human returns and finds out that her buttered bread has a new pattern.
what shall i do – i love butter!!! *smiles innocently*
January 3rd 2012 10:11 pm
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IN in 2012
friends – everyone should have as wonderful friends as i have!
food – that can never be out
weekends – relaxed humans who stay at home and play with us are priceless!
banksy – cats also love subversive arts. yes, cats. not only rats!!!
health – especially for those who saw too many v-people (and got silly fur cuts) in 2011 that's extremely "in"!
summer – stretching out in the sunshine!!! do i need to m-ouw more?
santa kitty – when did you say will she come again??? (btw.: if i'll catch you, i'll send easter bunny!!! in harvey costume!!!)
black – in clothes and furniture the best contrast for shedding season
isaac newton – you should try my oldest entertainment; that old guy really was right: things drop down, never up!
8 – if you move that number 90° it becomes the sign for infinity. magical, eh?
curiosity – the world has so many secrets that only wait to be detected!
animal studies – sort of gender studies in order to strengthen our rights, that's cool!
OUT in 2012
noisy behaviour – out for everyone who's not living on a tree!
soccer – millionaires in shorts who are unable to afford OWN balls??? sorry???
patterns – on clothes and furniture a fun killer in shedding season
anthropocentrists – (sorry, human told me to use the word) how could people who doubt that we have feelings and are valuable social partners be anything else but "outestestest"?
hoarders – respectless humans of all kinds are *hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
winter – i accept the current version, but who needs ice and snow in a neighbourhood with creatures that use sidewalks instead of boxes? yellow snow, yuck!!!
kettles with whistle – have you ever noticed that they sound like firework rockets O.O ?
greed – that typical human habit is an ancient heritage they should fight!
false friends – in languages as well as in real life...
carpet edges – have you ever stumbled over it and tried to keep your dignity while your person was laughing tears? then you know what i mean…
leave blowers – noisy, stinky and hot air on the handle as well…
d.o.g.s – what did you expect? i am a cat ;) !
^.^
i hope it's not yet too late to wish you a Happy New Year, everyone!
i know that this may be a little naïve – but i need to be naïve sometimes to bear the human world – i really, really hope that 2012 will be the wonder year & that absolutely all of us will have only reasons to be the happiest cats in the happiest families… old year owes many of us something!
December 20th 2011 10:23 pm
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this time of the year is always over-sentimental in my home. unfortunately this strange mood is contagious. hence i've decided to share my personal wish list with you…
i wish…
…those of my friends who've had a fantastic year 2011 an even better 2012!
…those of my friends who've had a stressful or sad year 2011 a much, much, much, very much better 2012!
…the families of my friends who've crossed the bridge in 2011 an enormous bravery to cope with their losses and i hope that it can comfort you at least a little that even virtual love is never ending! your sweeties won't ever be forgotten!
…my person that she gets what she deserves.
…myself that i won't EVER see, hear and SMELL workers again.
…the workers who raided my home the past months (esp. those who teased me) onto the moon. the BACKSIDE of the moon, of course.
…each and everyone of my friends calm, comfy and peaceful holidays with good food, playing time and lots of cuddling and snuggling!!!
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