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A Cat's Conspiracy Theories

one day before big party and i am sad

i got a gift while i was sorting my thoughts over the coming anniversary. and now i am sad. the gift came from two kitty friends - beautiful calico natasha and liliya with the greatest blue eyes i ever knew. and apparantly it was a good-bye :ด( i cannot find them anymore.
girls, i hope you come and read this. i miss you! whatever were your reasons to leave - i hope they had nothing to do with anything negative. neither in your nor your humans' lives. you'll be in my thoughts forever!

sorry, guys. today i won't leave a meouw about how lucky i personally am because of tomorrow's anniversary

today i am not happy.

top 10 of idiotic questions

ok. this might be revealing. but - - - the mean person has the biggest talent to ask stupid things. sometimes i doubt she's just a bit smart...

here are her best ideas about what to ask me:

10 - do you want me to open your window?
she's asking this not only in summer, and what does she think when asking this in winter? do i look like a polar bear?

9 - is that blanket soft enough?
blanket??? she calls an old woollen rag "blanket"???

8 - was your breakfast fine?
compared to hers or compared to no breakfast???

7 - would you like a cat sister in our home?
do. never. dare. to think about this again!

6 - are you bored?
well - would she 'accidentally' cut her finger and dance for my entertainment? no? why does she ask then???

5 - how do you feel?
not bad. but better with a tiny snack.

4 - are you hungry?
right question: do you have appetite?

3 - do you want to eat?
how long does she know me???

2 - do you want treats?
one of us is stupid - and it's not me?!

1 - are you happy?
what would happen i'd tell her 'NO'???

am i truman?

no. no spotlight fell from the sky. but i cannot get rid of the idea someone is directing my life for the pleasure of someone else…

take the change on my profile. this is kind of my "spotlight". i got this as a present. many new features and forums. everything in color! but there's no reason? my birthday is several months ago. my adoptversary was skipped this year – apart from a private feast i got promised for next weekend. i haven't won in a lottery. i haven't reached a university degree, just the opposite – i got a new nickname: "not-einstein" ha. ha.
how ironical to get presents for nasty nicknames!
i am sure there are two possible reasons for this present: a) dusty has selfish ulterior motives. in fact he wrote "of course it will make me happy to see many, many, many more pics of you [...]" (oh, and i know he's an admirer :p. look dusty: i have uploaded a few old pictures. hope you're happy now???). or b) he is only the dummy for an animal behavioural test with me. or something worse? who'd guarantee me this upgraded features won't animate my computer to control each of my actions? wasn't truman in a giant big brother-scenery??? with no privacy??? O.O

another evidence?

there's a contest i SOOOOOO much would like to enter. not with the purpose to win something. i just want to share a great victory of this year's spring which incidentally was crowned by a picture. actually i do understand when prizes for cool cats won't be shipped to europe. or australia. or asia. africa. any other american country but the us. no problem for me – there are sooooooooo many wonderful us kitties i absolutely would love to see as winners. but if i accept this – why mustn't i enter? it says "All entrants must be legal US residents to enter [...]" i read: i may not enter. i am not allowed. not wanted. not welcome. i feel rejected and am more than sad. a friend of mine found the right words: "We keep saying that *this* is a Global Community!!!!" yes. that's what i had thought, too...

now – fans of the big new truman aka ishtar show: want to know how i react on the new director's ideas?

with an enourmous PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! and the promise "i'll find my way out!"