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Meow Mix-a-Lot

My first Xmas at home

So Santa came, somehow Sput and me didn't hear him or else we would have spied on him from the top of the stairs. Santa got me lots of nice gifts, along with gifts from our servants' relatives. Grandma D. gave me a cool fish-shaped tray to go under my water and food bowls, along with some reindeer ears I refuse to wear. Great Aunt Mary gave me a weasel ball, though that weasel is pretty scary, and a leopard-print cat "tube" that I can run through. Grandma A. and Grandpa B. gave me a whole bunch of balls with bells in them, and a "Micromouse", this little white mouse with attitude that somehow can speed through the kitchen without me even going near him. Auntie Jen gave me a catnip mouse with refillable catnip (a fine invention, I hate it when my mice lose that fresh catnip taste), and some nifty leopard print balls. She also gave my servants cat picture frames, I'll have to keep on them to put pix of me in them pronto! I don't remember what Sput got...my paws are tired of typing, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

We Are Family

So Mom and Dad finally brought Sputnik, my little sis, home. They have been telling me about her, but I was mostly distracted and usually half asleep when they would mention her. She and I met paw to paw under the bedroom door for the first time, then when the door was opened I had to give a good hiss and low, extended growl just to let her know that these are my catnip toys, scratcher, furniture, floors, beds, and servants. But over the past two weeks, I've grown to kind of like the little Sput. She's hyper, to be sure, but every once in awhile she calms down and I can actually give her a lick. Kind of funny how she really thinks that red furry mouse is real, anyone my age would know it's fake, unlike the little blue one.

Kojak's Kitty Koncession Speech

I wish Morris the Cat had run for President, like he did back in 1988! Back then we talked seriously about the issues, like the kibble tax, same breed marriages, the war against dogs, universal vet care, furball research, the canned vs. dry debate, the return of the winter draft, and better litterboxes and training for our kitties overseas. I think I will just sleep the day away.