October 1st 2004 1:27 pm
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Garbage is fun because it is tasty. I have a secret way to get into the garbage can and get tasty things out of the very bottom even if the bag is empty. I will not share the secret to my success, though. Nermal knows my secret, but he just makes me get tastiness out of the garbage can for him. Bruiser doesn't know that I can get things out of the garbage can because he's what Mama calls 'slow'. (I know he doesn't run very fast, but he's not THAT slow.) I especially like it when I find things like bacon in the garbage can. If only Mama would put some strawberry pop tarts or lettuce in the garbage can for me...