The Adventures of Orvis

Attack of the Vampyre Wimmens!

July 29th 2013 4:28 pm
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Hi Friends,
My disguise was not effective! My Mom found me anyway, stuffed me in a smelly carrier and to me to THE VET. When I arrived I was forced to view big noisy smelly animals. They finally brought me into a room where I was set upon by Vampyre Wimmen! They held me down and poked my neck and STOLE MY BLOOD!
Mom said I wasn't too bad because only two Vampyre Wimmen had to hold me down this year. Plus I didn't need the helmet, or the magic stuff that makes me sleepy.
I heard Mom say I have to go back in a few months for a Dental. We will see about that.
Spending the evening with Jim Beam purrs,
Orv

 
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

July 30th 2013 at 6:29 pm

It could be worse - I had to stay overnight so they could get some urine from me! Glad you had a less stressful visit!
Purred by: Zeke (Catster Member)

July 30th 2013 at 9:15 pm

I got the magic to have my toofies cleaned, didn't know what happened but i sure was on a high...

Sorry the vampyre got some of your blood, hope the test come back from...you know the trouble you had to go through sure deserves some special treats...or Jim Beam...

hugs
Purred by: Orkney (Catster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 12:39 pm

Only two Vampyre Wimmen holding you down? You must be getting mellow in your middle years!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

July 31st 2013 at 8:17 pm

Wow!
We comeback from our vacation absence and here you are all bent out of shape...MOL!
Well, maybe being a DDP makes it worth it?
Concatulations!
DDP CONGRATS!!
Hope your next visit is more pleasnat...though teeth cleaning...Hmmm! MOL!
Enjoy this rainy day. Maybe the Tiger game will cheer you up...if there is one!
Purred by: Cribby (Catster Member)

December 11th 2013 at 12:27 am

Cribby said all Vambyre women are dead. A special hit-man was hired by Mrs. O to do the job!

 

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