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life according to chlortence jones

i was right...

and I always am! I knew that mom and dad were going away, but my favorite aunt came to stay with us all. I wish that they would have taken Simon and Josie with them so I could have had Auntie Chaz all to myself!!! They never think of me...

Now they've been back for a while and life has gotten back to "normal". Ah well, maybe they'll go away again and have her come back. I just don't see her often enough.

something is fishy...

and not in the good i'm getting tuna sense.

Mom and Dad have been acting odd, like they are getting ready to leave us. All the signs are there, I've been through this before with them. I'm just waiting for the final piece of the puzzle to make an entrance. Once I see the suit cases I'm stowing away in one. They always go away and leave us at home where some random friend comes to feed us. We are at home alone throughout the day and we get love only twice a day when the person comes to feed us. I'm a little confused though because they keep talking about someone staying with us...

I really don't care

Simon always gets all the friends. People always love him first and then will pet me, if I allow them to. I really don't care that he's got more friends than me, I'm not a real cat lover...I can hardly stand that fat orange boy I am forced to share my life with. Ah, well. The people I live with (whom I do call Mom and Dad) are very good to me and liberal with those butt spankings. My goal in life is to just be spanked. I'm not a kinky kitty, just love the attention...