January 3rd 2005 8:30 am
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A New Year and my humans have decided to clear out the fridge of all the bits and pieces we have all been gorging on over Christmas. Splendid!

Oh, hello - is that some oak smoked ham? For me [yells] I said FOR ME!

Ok, just so long as we know who's in charge. Well, I'll eat some of it, then I 'll run upstairs to the bathroom and persuade you people to run the tap so I can have a good long drink.

The I plan to have a fabulous snooze in the dirty linen cupboard {ahem} I mean, my boudoir, before a stroll over the warm bonnets of a few freshly parked cars to await the adulation of my public.

What do you mean the little folks are on their school holidays! Ruin my day why don't you! Well it appears that an extended snooze is in order!

So now I shall leave my humans plotting ways to get my image onto this website www.inifinitecat.com
- personally I think that too many have already joined the bandwagon, but if my public insist, then surely appearing here is the least I can do! Toodle pip!