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Memoirs of a Housecat

Weight Update

June 1st 2009 1:48 pm
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Today I had a rather unpleasant visit with the vet except for finding out I now weight 14 lbs. 11 oz. It must be all the running up and down the stairs...hmmm. Although I am usually a pleasant and sweet kitty I do not like going to the vet. I do not like the ride, I do not like the smell of the place, I do not like being examined. Because of all this I put up one heck of a fight. I claw, I hiss, I growl...and I win. Yep, today the vet was unable to examine me because of my defensive attack. Muahhh, muahhhh!!!


Winter Update

December 26th 2008 3:36 pm
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It's been a busy winter. My sister and I moved to a bigger place with stairs so I was forced to begin a new exercise program. I had a bout of something the vet called "feline idiopathic cystitis." This condition caused me to go to not one, but two vet visits. I was not happy at all and attempted to claw, scratch and hiss at anyone who attempted to help me. After some medication and some rest I am back to my usual self and also managed to drop my weight to 15.2 pounds. I guess that exercise is paying off!


Vet visit

May 2nd 2008 11:20 am
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I left the house yesterday for a vet visit and found out that I now weigh 16 pounds! Some say that I am fat but I just think there is more of me to love. My human thinks she is going to put me on a diet but we will see about that. I have ways of getting what I want.


Congratulations to my sister

December 5th 2007 3:37 pm
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My sister (and me really) won the "Best Friends" category in the World's Coolest Cat Contest. She can't stop bragging to everyone but notice that I take up a lot of that picture. (I'm the handsome grey and white one). If I hadn't joined her for a nap this win would have never happened....


More Destruction...

April 14th 2006 7:51 pm
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Due to my stealthiness I was able to commit another destructive act. My victim...a nice chewy white wire. This wire was so thin that in a matter of seconds I was able to effortlessly sever it in two. Unfortunately, my human (again) does not appreciate my razor sharp teeth and before I know it I am staring at an angry face. The human is distraught, muttering something about an iPod and a headset. I can see I am in trouble again and act extra every time.


Halloween Candy

November 1st 2005 8:26 pm
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I love candy corn! They say that cats don't have a sweet tooth, but maybe more cats need to try candy corn. Now that I know I like it I find it very annoying that my human won't let me have it.



October 2nd 2004 12:13 pm
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Yesterday I got caught chewing through one of the computer speaker cables. I found this cable much tougher than the first set of speakers I chewed up and much tastier than the stereo speaker wires. I don't know why my human got so upset. But I knew I would have to act extra cute the rest of the day.

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