New grub, rowr!

Mom decided to try to put Ben and I on a raw diet. Ben keeps puking, but I'm happy as a clam-- this was what I was MADE for. Smeese monsters are clearly carnivores!

Poke, poke, poke...

My name is Tim. I'm a Smeese. I enjoy stealing things, poking things with my paw, and generally causing chaos.

Once, I brought down a computer server that belonged to a Fortune 500 company. My Momma's fiance was working from our house, and as he was typing some command into the computer, I walked up and very deliberately pressed the enter key. The server was down for a half an hour, and lots of people were calling in a panic. It was my proudest moment. Most of the time I just break tea cups or steal keys and money, or other small, valuable items that I hide under the rug.

I live with two other animals-- Ben, who is like my big brother, and Penny who is NOT a cat and thinks it is really fun to drag me around the house by my scruff and drool all over me! I play with her sometimes, but she's a little over the top. Momma says to be patient with her since she's still a puppy, and I try-- but wow, that's a lot of drool and energy to contend with!