November 5th 2004 12:03 pm
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Well Mom and Dad have decided to put me on a diet. I'm only getting about 1/2 of what I normally get for my food, and NO YOGURT! This has been the hardest of all for me to deal with. I get so hungry during the day, I count the hours until dinner time, when I can get my measley 1/4 cup of Iams again. Then, of course, around midnight when it's snackin' time, I'm starving again and there's no food because I've stupidly eaten all of my dinner and didn't save any for later. This sucks! I get so hungry by 6 in the morning that I'm begging Mom to get out of bed and give me some breakfast. She's not liking that too much, she tells me that I'm loud and woke her from a good dream.

I don't know how much more of this I can take! I'm not losing any weight and I'm miserable. I like my fat belly, anyway ... it makes me proud to see how much I've put away in my 6 years. Mom says that she doesn't want to lose me early, and that I've already got a heart murmur so I'm at risk, but ... jeez! A cat's gotta EAT!