Heidi


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Home:West Orange, NJ  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 18 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 16 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Heidi Mae, Heidster, Mrs. Heidi, Girly, Booby-Girl, Buddha

Quick Bio:
-mixed breed-pound cat-cat rescue

Likes:
DADDY, eating and sleeping, getting brushed, scratches on the ears, whisper-meowing and quacking

Pet-Peeves:
Interrupted naps, quacking trances induced by fast-scratching, interrupted naps, not getting her way, interrupted naps

Favorite Toy:
Laser pointers, feathers

Favorite Nap Spot:
On the couch or on the bed

Favorite Food:
deli meat

Skills:
She quacks and can whisper-meow. She also lucks herself by sitting upright like a human, and looks like the Buddha when she does it because her fat rolls collect all in one spot (see picture)

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
She was a rescue from Petfinder. She was being boarded in a cage at a vet's office in Secaucus, NJ by the family of her previous owner, who was an older lady who died. I got her in July of 2000.

Bio:
Heidi is searching for her long-lost kittens! She had previously had a litter of kittens before she was spayed by her previous owner, apparently. Also, I know that she used to have a roommate named Socks, who was adopted by the family of Heidi's previous owner.

Lives Remaining:
5 of 9

I've Been On Catster Since:
August 9th 2004 More than 9 years!

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Catster Id:
58266


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TREACHERY!

November 19th 2004 8:33 am
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Just when you think you have it made... you're proven wrong.

I'll admit, I have a sweet life. I don't have to do anything but eat, sleep and cuddle -- but they happen to be my favorite activities anyway. I haven't had to leave my apartment in 3 1/2 years. But all that came crashing down around me last weekend when my worst nightmare came true.

It all started when Mom brought out the kennel. Upon seeing that god-awful thing, all my most horrible memories that I've worked so hard to repress came flooding back into my consciousness. I screamed, yowled and cried when I saw it! It was all too much to handle! Mom tricked me into coming out of my hiding place, and what did she do!? She and Daddy put me into that mobile torture chamber! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the treachery! How could my own PARENTS do that to me?! It is a betrayal that I can surely forgive, but never forget.

I cried and bawled the whole time we were in the car. I just knew I was in for something awful. When we arrived at our destination, I was treated like a common criminal, not like the princess that I am. I was inspected, given shots, given nose drops, and restrained and bathed. (As if I don't clean myself enough! I'm a stickler for cleanliness, and I've got the hairballs to prove it.) To top that off, I was incarcerated in that place for 3 1/2 days. My brother Puck was there with me. On the last day, I was given something to make me sleepy and those awful people cleaned my teeth. They feel a lot better, but that's besides the point. Not too long afterwards, Mom and Dad came to pick me up and bring me home. I thought I'd never see home again! What a relief.

You know, I'm sure some cats would not think this was such a big deal, but you have to understand that I don't operate like other cats. I'm needy and whiny. I'm a homebody. And I don't like to be pulled off the couch for anything. Mom and Dad have been pretty kind to me since (I even get my favorite food now!) but I still feel hurt and betrayed. It's going to take a long time for them to earn my trust again.

 

I'm not so dumb after all!

November 7th 2004 1:01 am
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I'm writing this diary to once and for all prove my Daddy WRONG! I'm not a dummy, like he says. I'm just sometimes intellectually challenged. But I'm smart enough to write a diary!

Well I suppose I should first introduce myself. My full name is Mrs. Heidi May Boobie Girl Lau. I know what you're thinking... "how did she get the name Boobie Girl?" Well, take a wild guess. And yes, all six of them are real.

I live with my Mom and Dad. Daddy loves me but he's afraid to admit it. He thinks I'm retarded, but honestly I'm just kind of ditzy! Mom adores me, and she is such a nice warm body to cuddle up with on the couch. I used to like to sleep with Mom and Dad in their bed, but Daddy banned me from their room since I shed too much and he's allergic. Frankly, I think he wants me back in there. He has the most comfy pillow. Dad thinks it's hilarious when he or Mom scratches me on the hip and I quack! I don't know what comes over me... I feel like I'm in a trance and I just start quack, quack, quacking when they scratch really fast and I also feel like I HAVE to lick something! A hand, a remote control, you name it! They just love to taunt my funny bone.

Also in case you didn't notice I love to TALK! I can be a chatterbox sometimes. Especially when I'm hungry... boy, you will KNOW it when I'm out of food!

That's all for now... I hope Dad is reading so he knows I'm not so stupid after all!

 
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