I think I have some type if disorder!

um,H-hi...
Do you see the dog around? I mean do you REALLY see him? or is it just a shadow again? Those shadows get me everytime...they are tricky liitle things.All I can do today was run from Kobe the " cute and goofy" dog, eat, sleep and poop. He scared the poop outta me. When the younger owner I think she's a female, comes for me her shadow scares me. But then I realize its just her and she picks me up ,tells that brute to sit down and she takes me in a safe place. While I am in her arms I tend to get this nervous feeling, that he can still get me. I dunno what it is,but my claws end up digging in her shoulder while the dog just barks loudly. I think its a disorder.

I try controlling it...but no avail. How can that huge monster be cute anyways? He is big and obnoxious! Rude! He called me fat and barked at me for being in his presence! This used to be MY house, buster, and if you step any closer I'll claw you..again. But I haven't done it in a while. I think, inside, really, he is just curious, and wants to play, or a really sweet guy. He doesn't bother me on the other side of the glass door anymore. He'll even let me soak up the sun, as long as I don't make a sound or run too slow. Yeah, I think our realationship is looking up.


Speaking of realationships, Dudley and I are taking a break. I am sure he has some skinny little tabby cat in the condos behind our house. He is always escaping and telling me he'll be home at our randomly timed dinner from 4pm to 9pm. He comes back at like twelve! Covered in leaves and smelling like baby powder. That tramp probably gets bathes, and her fufu mother gives her baby powder and her Gucci collar. Dudley says That I don't even try to be sexy! That I never take baths besides my tounge and that I don't wear a collar. Its so degrading! We got in an argument and ended up fighting, yelling, scratching, biting and kicking. But I kicked his butt out this time. I don't worry, He ALWAYS comes back.


Besides my shakey relationships with men, I like my older and Younger female owners. I dunno where that Man went. but he was sooo nice too. He just couldn't tolerate my crys for attention. I just wanted to be looked at, pet and fed..He understood that. I just don't know where he went, I guessed he was hiding under the bed, I do that so I figured thats where he would hide too. But he wasn't there. I have been checking for a month now. Where has he gone?

I also tend to have a licking problem. I lick and lick and lick my people. They taste like salt,I wont be hungry but I do still lick them..I'll be trying to talk to them, and suddenly my tounge will just graze their hand or arm.


I have an eatin' disorder too. I eat too much. But earlier this year, the older female weighed me, and I lost 3 pounds! woohoo!I can jump higher now.
The diet catfood just doesn't taste the same, Ya know? I better go, I need to go clean my legs.I will write back. I can't promise a soon write though, I am too busy losing weight! woohoo!
-Ebony