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Moxy's Ponderings...

My Best Tricks, altogether...

When I was a kitten, I was INSANE! I would RUN everywhere. And if a person ran with me, or towards me, and then jumped, I would JUMP with them. Since I got fatter, I don't run much anymore.

I liked to bite toes of people while they slept. And if I didn't do that, I would sleep on their heads while they slept. Now I sleep by their legs, usually.

When I was about a year old I jumped from the bathroom counter to the top of a door. I didn't know what to do once I got up there, but at least then I knew what was up there.

I still love to jump, though I don't try the distances I used to go. My mom sees me getting ready to leap, and then I calls my name. I always look at her, then jump anyway.

When we lived in the townhouse, I escaped from the balcony onto the roof. It was fun to watch mom run around the house trying to get me down. Then I went back in to the front door and watched her from there. When she opened the front door I RACED back to the balcony and onto the roof. Good times!

I like biting plastic - like the plastic that bread comes in - and chewing through blind cords. Once the string is broken, it's no fun, though.

Still in the cat zoo!

Well, I'm still here at "Grandma's" house... The People say they're moving into a new house soon and I can go back with them, but I'm going to miss living with four other cats. Of course Simba is here, too, and then there's Bitte (a ten year old retired Norwegian Forest Cat), Oranj, a three year old cat who came from Cal-i-forn-I-A, and Louie, this evil brat two year old who is just MEAN to me all the time, and tries to start fights with me when I'm not looking! I don't like him and I hiss at him a lot.

Oranj is about my size, but he's a little thinner... can't understand why, food is soooo good. Oranj and I are best buds, we like to groom each other and play a lot together. Even though I've lived with Simba for three years, I bonded more with Oranj in the two months I've lived here.

But then there's that Louie cat - he's really ROUND. And he's such a little jerk. The other day he sneak attacked me and I think he scratched my eye. I really hate that cat.

There's Bitte, too, but all she does is sleep. She doesn't like to play with us four boys much, just gets her share of the food and the people laps. But Simba's got something against her, cuz he hisses at her all the time.