The biggest and baddest kitten in the litter...also the- biggest baby

I can't believe Human Mommy wrote that for my title!! I am not the biggest baby!! She thinks just because I want Kitty Mommy's milk instead of the canned food that I am being a baby! Lot she knows!! What kitten in their right mind gives up Kitty Mommy milk? It is yummy and just the right temperature, it is good for me, AND I get to snuggle up close to Kitty Mommy!! Come on!! What could POSSIBLY be better than that?!

Alright, so my kitten brothers and sisters seem to really ENJOY the canned kitten food, and SOME of them are actually starting to EAT that crunchy stuff!! I can't help it I am the only sane on in the litter!! I mean, SURE the stuff tastes GOOD, but if we eat that, then Kitty Mommy won't nurse us anymore!! That is a HUGE trade off in MY mind, and one I don't WANT to make!!

Anyway, enough about me being a baby...well about me NOT being a baby. I am the biggest kitten in the litter. Ding dong, intelligence calling, you don't suppose that is because I still drink a lot of Kitty Mommy's milk sdo you!? Ooops, Human Mommy is telling me that it is because I hogged Kitty Mommy when we were smaller, and didn't let the other kittens nurse....Okay, so there you have the baddest part. I can't be blamed for the others being so tiny, but I CAN say I DID chase Kitty Mommy around a lot for food!! Did I mention that I REALLY enjoy Kitty Mommy's milk?

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