Entry #1...that dog

Dear Diary,

I don't know what to do. I have a new brother and I am not sure how happy I am about this new development. First of all, he snorts. I don't know what to think of this little piggy noise- I just know I don't make it and I don't like it. Second of all, he eats a lot. If anyone in the house is eating- I want it to be me. I don't understand why he gets his own food? I also don't understand why my people soak the dog's food in water when they do not do that to our food. I don't need mine soaked- but if I am not going to get any special treatment, I do not think this dog should get special treatment either!!! Lastly- he does not use the litter box. Granted, I do not want him to use MY litterbox- but what is he thinking? He goes outside or on newspaper inside!!! Can you imagine? I must think of ways to act out so my people know I am upset...