November 1st 2008 7:46 am
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I was shut into a windowless room for the duration of the evening last night due to my tendency to get up and leave the house. The tall one who bosses says that I may not go outside on Halloween because I am a black cat. Wretch.
The black DOG was taken out and decorated with a belled collar and shown off like a little prince. Wretch.
It - calls itself Samoa - was nice enough to stop by and see me after and tell me he was sorry I got locked up. He smelled of candy.
While locked in the windowless room I discovered a book in the corner, with a partially missing cover. It had something about Rats on the cover that remained, so I pawed through it to see if it had any useful information. It was filled with the most nonsensical drivel you can imagine. Little funny sentences with matching endings and lots of funny words. Samoa, when he stopped in, told me that it was something called POOTRY and that the ladies love it. Since he seems to be remarkably successful with the ladies, I thought I would give it a try and write a POOM for the Lovely Tia Esmeralda Seraphina. She is an Angel of a Cat and my hearts own!
It didn't work out too well. For one thing, I am not sure of the color of her eyes, and that seems to be required. I don't know enough funny words, though Samoa did try to help. And those matching words proved devilish hard to imitate!
Alas. I will have to find another means to declare my adoration for the truly wondrous T.E.S!
Yours, M. Max
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