Gross Flea stuff

I was sitting here at my house eatin kitty grass, when my human comes home and calls me. My human has a serious problem with shopping for me at petsmart, but giving me EVERYTHING at once. So first she puts this flea, tick, and flea egg stuff on me. I hate it and it smells. Then she wraps me up in straps and brings me outside. I just try to rub the flea stuff off, and see how many places I can go that she can't, because I know she won't pull me away. She's a pretty big sucker sometimes. I wasn't very enthused about being outside, considering I smelled, she followed me everywhere, and there are big scary cars out there. I've been trying to wipe that flea crap off for days now. I showed her! I would get in bed with her (two nights in a row) and pretend to be lovey, but just wipe that part of my neck all over her. My human decided (its about time) to wash it off and we'll try something different next month.

gotta run - I smell catnip
Kalypso