Who...me?

Wow! A daily diary pick after only one whirl at writing! And I've got news today, how cool!
Mom took me to the doctor today and, of course, I was very well behaved. My eyes were checked - the pressures are 13 (both eyes!) - and I will keep getting one drop a day of the meds. Great news for me! I had to get vaccines too and did I mention how well behaved I was? Mom says I've really come out of my shell the past few weeks. I even came upstairs to hang with one of Dad's buddies (Heck, most of mom & dad's friends didn't know they had a handsome gray kitty because I always hid). I'm a new man! I just wanna dance around singin' "I feel good" but isn't that a little ditty related to a commercial about humans' regularity? Anyway, no one is standing in my way and last night I began my reign of dominance. Mom and Zeus were laying on the bed watching ER last night and I snuck up and mounted Zeus just like a tiger in the wild. He wasn't too happy with me biting him on the back of the neck but that's what I had to do. Dad thought I was crazy and was asking mom why I was getting it on with the dog. Hey ding-dong...I wasn't getting it on with the dog...I was establishing my place in home's hierarchy. Not only did I do it once but I did it again! The only one left to conquer is the big D -- I'll have to put on a couple pounds before that day comes but it will be soon. Watch you back Dexter. You won't be king for long. Oh, you may be handsome and orange but I'm nice and I've got mom and her co-workers in the palm of my hand. Your reign will end soon....

Cal out.

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