The Princess' Diaries

I'm gonna kill him...

February 9th 2005 11:32 am
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Look, I'm not big on writing and stuff but a girl has got to vent. That orange tub is gonna get us in trouble. Dad was not a happy camper when his toy went buzz-buzz-buzz because Dex had to make it into a chewie. I'm gonna be so good - I refuse to get in trouble and I really don't want to be banned from the cool room with the big window. These boys around here make me want to scream! Calvin's always trying to fool around when I want only to sleep and I really don't have to tell you about Dexter -- what a bossy pain in my a**. And the dog?!
What is his problem? Besides, of course, the awful odor that is spewed from is hind end 18 hours of the day. Sometimes I just want to curl up next to him and he acts all afraid -- afraid of little old me. I'm too special to be forced to live with these morons.

 
 

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