April 22nd 2005 10:48 am
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I see mom was updating my bio...she forgot to add the following:
Dexter is handsome. Dexter is intelligent. Dexter is witty, wise and incredibly charming. Did I say handsome? Dexter is better than Carmen, Calvin & Zeus. Dexter is svelte (ok that one is a little overboard). Dexter can do anything he wants, he can have anything he wants, he can sleep anywhere he wants. I will go to petsmart and buy Dexter lots of toys and treats because he deserves them and we only want Dexter to have the best (has she gone to get her car keys yet?!). Dexter is in charge and is the true homeowner. We will obey Dexter's every command.
One of these days I will sneak into the bio page and make sure that the above paragraph gets added. I'll do it when her & dad are away. Hee Hee. Man, I am one cool cookie. Cookie!! Did someone say COOKIE??!!
gotta go find some treats....
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