June 12th 2005 5:17 pm
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Today I was horribly violated by a permanent marker. No, not like that, ew! Instead my stomach was written on using an industrial-strength Sharpie permanent marker. I have this eternally bald spot on my stomach (I licked it a lot as a kitten and fur has never grown properly there) and today my auntie wrote "FATTIE" on my stomach. She also wrote "Fat Black" on the front of my ID tag and wrote "Hi I'm Fattie" on the back of it. I actually thought it was pretty funny - I do need to lose some weight! - but my parents were not amused.
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