Have you ever been so bored that you just went crazy?

My mom and dad have been working on their computers all morning and haven't paid any attention to ME! I am so bored that I have spent the past fifteen minutes running around the apartment in circles, meowing intermittently, to get those foolish, boring parents to play with me. I am SOOOO bored. I want to play. ...hey, wait maybe there is a bird or squirrel close to the window that I can stare at until Mom and Dad stop being so boring...off I go!

How I helped Mommy get a new mattress

My mom and dad let me sleep with them on their fifteen year-old full size mattress. It is small with all three of us in there at night, and sometimes Mom and Dad kick me by accident. I can tell that Mommy wants a nice, big, soft new bed so the other night I did something to help her. Mom and Dad were gone Saturday night, and there was a big storm. I got a little scared sitting on the windowsill in their bedroom. I was so frightened that I think, if I were human, I would have peed my pants. But since I am a cat, and I have no pants, I jumped on to Daddy's pillow and peed on that instead - my warm smelly pee ran right onto the sheets and soaked through the bed pad. In one fell swoop, I punished Mom and Dad for leaving me over night, and I got us a new mattress. I am a crafty little Ninja. Mom cleaned up the mattress and flipped it over but convinced Dad it was time for a new, bigger one. And they weren't even mad at me. They felt bad that I was so scared and pampered me for the next week. I think Dad might be on to me though. I heard him tell Mom that he thought she had put me up to my little pisscapade.