August 13th 2007 4:52 am
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Day 300 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
Brist le --- Every Cat has her day and I feel mine is coming....
July 12th 2007 11:18 pm
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Bristle lost one of her nine lives last week. She was being put in to the cat home for the weekend and was in the car in the cage, when the cage tipped over. I then opened the door so she could wander round the car as she was a bit upset. Bristle then procedded to stand on the electric window winder for the passengers side and then tried to climb out ( all at 100 ks per hr) I then grabbed her by the tail and used my control to wind the window up, unfortunately her head got caught in the window!!!!!
Shock and Horror.
All this was in peak traffic ( well peak for Cairns anyway)
Cat and Owner got to the cat home and it hard to tell who was the most traumatised!!!!!!
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