escapee!

tonight i escaped! it was great! granddad was going outside to do something, and he wasn't watching and i went zooooooooooom! out the backdoor, into the darkness. he and mummy tried to find me with the torch, but they couldn't, i was so naughty!

so they left the door open and about 4 hours later, at 2am, i strolled in. covered in cobwebs and dust and dirt and leaves, happy as can be. mummy gave me a stern talking to and says it's not happening again!

she lets me out by myself in the garden for an hour or so each day, and she doesn't always come with me either. but i think after tonight she's going to make me wear the bell all the time, in case i escape again! i hate that bell.

tra la la

mummy walks me nearly every day now. i go in the backyard without a leash. i have patches of dirt to roll in, a few trees i can climb, lots of grass to eat.

i still pee on her bed sometimes. but i saw a different vet and she says it's because i smell other cats on mummy when she comes home from volunteering at the cat haven. this threatens me! and mummy's clothes have the scent on them too, so she puts it all around the house. especially on her bed! hence i pee in her bed. so the vet says mummy has to have a shower as soon as she gets home, and change clothes, before she sees me. this way i know for sure there is no other cats around, and i don't have to assert my position in teh house as CHIEF KITTY! by peeing on the bed. also i get some cat hormone thing called FeliWay soon. sposed to keep me happeh. wOOt.

mmm yeah. and today i took mummy's office chair, so she's on the floor with her laptop and i got top spot! mmhmm they know who's boss around here! i even got new food that i luuurrrrve.

*contented sigh* yep it's great to be the best.

luv
momo xox

on the road

i am getting better, yay! it doesn't hurt to pee or poop anymore. but i'm still on anti biotics, for another 6 days. just to make sure the infection doesn't come back.

mummy and granddad have to give me half a tablet twice a day. it's such a struggle! they've fine tuned it but i still give them hell. granddad wraps me up in a towel so only my head sticks out. then he puts on these huge thick gardening gloves, and tries to open my mouth. then mummy puts this syringe thing (without a needle, it's called a Pill Popper) down my throat and makes me swallow the half tablet.

then i run away and sulk for a while.

icky petang

i'm sick. i keep peeing and pooping out of my litter box 50/50, and it hurts!! i saw the vet today. she gave me a shot and some antibiotics for mummy to give me for 3 weeks. she says i have a UTI. but i keep vomitting too. and if i don't stop it means there is something wrong with my kidneys. help!

in other news, grandparents are back living in my house but daddy is gone. the house is cleaner, but i miss daddy. mummy misses him lots too. and the house is more noisy. i'm trying to be brave and walk around the house with mummy but it's really scary.

im going to go and keep staring at the laptop keyboard now. hopefully i wont pee or poop or vomit on mummy or in her bed tonight. i dont want to but i can't really help it.

love you all
-momo-

a new diary

i actually already have a livejournal, but that's ok. i shall also post here sometimes.

today hasn't been that interesting. i went a little crazy in the morning, because i didn't last night, i had to make up for lost time. then everyone went out of the house for hours, and i got up to lots of mischief. then they came home one by one, and mummy fed me duck and liver and bikkies. and i'm almost of out kitty milk! meow!

since then i have been basking in the warmth of the heater and sniffing human food. and making new friends on catster :)

i hear rumours that mummy wants to make me a climbing play structure inside, and one day when we move house, a big one outside. wow!

fur and luff
momo