i's addictd to Party mIX

HAI EVERYONE. IT HAS BEEN AGES SINC I BLOG. oops caps. i has a Prty Mix adicshin. Party Mix is thees new cat treets i has been gettin they r soooo gud. if mum has them and she dnt giv them to me i get mad and scretch her.
i lieks them sooo much.


i is glad teh wethr has coold down. i haet HAET bein hots. it is the werst. mum had to put a wet towel on me sum nits i was bein so hots and cranky.

nao ther is a resseshin. becaus of the resseshin mah mum cant go to werk anymre and mum ses this means LESS TUNA. did u heer that cats. LESS TUNA and maybe even less party mix and just biskitts to eat! watevr a resseshin is i thnk it shud go away if it is EATN ALL MAH TUNA.
dnt get me rong. i liek biskitts, i liek them alot. but i aso RELLY liek tuna and party mix.

thats all fur nw.
purrs
thx
Squeaky

hapy new yeer

o hai. it is two thousind and nien now. hapy new yeer!

i has not update teh blog in ages - i has been so busy! teh new hous has so many thngs i has to keep an eye on. leik - who is comin round to my hous, if i is sleepin, wat is teh neighbrs doin. and so on.

santa brng me sum presents at xmas. he brng me - mousies, catnip, a new dish, sum fancy fudz, and a new ID tag. (is v fancy).
ths means i is on teh gud list. santa sez i is v gud.

i also had to go to Cat Camp. it was not so great. they giv me fishes and brush me bt i dnt leik it i wnt to go hme to mah mum!!!!!!!!!
but mum was awaye on teh Boat. and ther is No Cats Alloud on teh Boat. becaus it is on teh sea. i thnk is gud i shlld be alloud to go becaus ther is Tuna in teh sea and I LUV TUNA!!!!

k thx
Squ.

GI Fox

Last nite was gi fox. i dnt liek it.
i dnt akshully knw who gi fox is bt i no he is a fox and wen he is at ur hous ther is lots of scarry bangs and friites outside ur hous. these are firewerks.

i dnt leik foxes or feir werks so i his under teh bed.

mum thinks i is gettin fat again and that i eats too much fuddz. but NO i is just a bit round!

kthx

i has been a busy kitteh!!

i has been sooo busy, first mah mum was sikk with teh flu and teh hyooman vet telled her to cme home frm werk so i can look aftr her proprly.
i did sum pritty good lookn aftr. i sleepd on teh bed with mum and i also sleepd on her feets to keep her warm. i follwd her around teh hous to chek she is okay and i watch teh dee vee dee with her.
i also show teh solidarity by doin a sikkie on teh carpit myslf. becaus i knw how improtnt it is for hyoomans to feel lyk i undrstand!

i has stil been garding teh new hous, to make sure no straynge cats get in. i had to do a few growls at some straynge cat yesterday. then in teh middle of teh nite, he cme bak!!! and i has to protekt teh hyoomans becaus they r asleep so i is growling mor at teh straynge cat bt he is on mah dekk and i is inside so i cnt rly get him!!!!!
i thought he was gonna cme inside bt then mum gt up and told me to BE QUIET SQUEAKY IT IS TEH MIDDLE OF TEH NITE and giv me some snaks and i forget abt teh cat and went to sleep.

kthx

i is in charge at teh new hous

o hai

well i has been outside nao. yay! is v excitin. just a seecret i has to tell tho - i was v skeered wen i went outside the first times.
v skeered.
i is gettn used to it. teh best thng is, i is allowd outsid teh bedroom at nite. NOT OUTSID teh HOUS at nite! is v dangeriss. bt i is allowd to patrol teh hous in teh nite nao, not be shut in teh bedroom with mum teh whol tyme.
so i can get up and chek teh kitchin for MONSTRS and OTHR CATS that mite sneek in sumhow. ths is v imprtnt and i is protektn mah flatmayts wen they r alseep!

i thnk they lyk it wen i is garding teh hous.

kthx

mum sez i is a nyoosince

o hai

i is v sick of bein inside. i has not done any mre scretches becaus i thnk if i's v nice to mum she wil let me outside.

i has nt been eatin mah fudz lately becaus i was a bit worried about teh new hous. then last nite i is nt worried anymre and i jst wnt teh fudz!!!!! so much fudz!
bt ther was nt so much left. so i eats it then i stays awake most of teh nite, tappin mum in teh face with a paw and wakin mum up with squeakin and walkin on teh pillow, and lickin her face.

wen she waked up she looked all funney her eyes was all pink and she giv me a hug and said i is v annoyin.
then she goes to teh gas stayshin and gets me teh wisskas.
i dnt even lyk teh wisskas bt i was so hungry. also mum looked weird with her hair stickin out and pink eyes i dnt wnt to ask for diffrnt fudz.

then she goes to werk and i go bak to bed becaus i was TIRED!!
mum must relly lyk werk to go wen we has been awake all nite!

purrrrs
Squeaky

i has moved hous and its not so great

o hai
i has not written in teh diary for ages becaus i has been extremely busy (i is v imprtnt, remembr).

oh teh weekend mum and me moved to a new hous. i kind of liked our old hous becaus at least i could GO OUTSIDE but mum says i can go outside next wkend but i wnt to go nowww so i am doin loads of meows at mum all teh time.
i dnt have any flatmate cats at my new house which is good becaus i lyk bein teh only cat. but i has 2 flatmate hyoomans (apart from mum).

i didnt lyk movn and i did a relly relly bad scretch on mums arm and ther was skin and bloods comin out

i was sorrrry

kthx

u forget i is teh boss of u

i has been hme from teh cattery fur a month nw and i is sik of being on Best Behaviour. i dnt like it.
so i is goin back to normal nw. mum has forget tht I is teh boss of MUM, is not teh othr way rnd. i gets mum up at 4am and says i wnt teh eukanubz, and mum sprays me with teh water!!
does she forget i is teh boss???

hyoomans r hard to train sumtimes!!

kthx

yayayayayayayayaya!!!

yay my cousin is bak hme aftr 3.5 days!!!!!

all teh hyoomans and cats are so happy!

yayayaya

purrrrrrrrs

i has sum bad news

today i has sum bad news. my cousin cat george is missin. he has been lost since Thursday. his whole family is lookin for him. i is v worried and all da hyoomans is also so worried.

pls cme home George.

Squ.