I'm A Bad Cat

Hi!

I'm Salem and my mommy and daddy took me from a weirdo from up the street who couldn't take care of me. I've lived here ever since and I'm spoiled rotten. I have made toys out of everything and mommy doesn't like that.

I like to jump on the snake tank because I think the snake is a toy. I jump on the countertops and try to open the cabinets so I can sleep in there. I know how to open the cabinet under the sink. I know how to open doors. I don't know how I learned all this, but my mom thinks I'm special.

I like to wake her up in the morning by crawling under the pillow she sleeps on. She thinks it's funny. But really, woman...open the door so I can pee!

More later about my antics.