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Age: 4 Years Sex: Male
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Leave a treat for Salem
Nicknames:
Baby, Cuteface, Poophead, Salem Massachussetts, Salem Walem, beautiful boy
Quick Bio:
Likes:
water (weird), belly rubs, petting, chin rubs, rough play, licking Mom's and Dad's faces when they're sleeping, drinking from the toilet bowl, sleep
Pet-Peeves:
being home alone, raspberry kisses on the head, his collar and the bell that comes with it, dirty litter, spilled water, other pets in the house, empty food bowl, not being given what humans eat
Favorite Toy:
Anything that moves, blinds
Favorite Nap Spot:
On my lap
Favorite Food:
Purina Chef's Blend, ham, turkey, cheese
Skills:
Sits on command, sits on hind legs, greets Mommy and Daddy at the door, play fetch, climbs up the porch screen and climb back down
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
My husband's friend's cat had kittens. We never really wanted a cat but he got really attached to Salem, who was different among the bunch.
Bio:
Salem is my buddy when I'm home alone. He keeps me company and when I take a nap, most of the time, he takes naps with me. He likes to terrorize the snake that sleeps all day, paws at the scorpion's tank, and stares at the fish. Good thing the fish has a tank cover or he would've been gourmet food a long time ago. He likes to sit on my computer desk when I'm using it or walk all over the keyboard. He does anything to be near me. He doesn't like it when I'm all up in his face. Usually he backs off and gives me this look like, "Uhh, get away from me, woman."
Lives Remaining:
9 of 9
I've Been On Catster Since:
| August 7th 2004 |
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More than 4 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
56984
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February 6th 2005 7:47 am
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Despite the fact that I hate car rides, my mother insisted on putting me in the truck and driving about 50 minutes away to this place where I had my first trauma. Where that big dog lives. But we didn't go to where the big dog lives. Instead, we went to another apartment where every time I look out the window, there are trees everywhere. I LOVE TREES!
I keep on trying to run out the door and Mom keeps on chasing me. My mommy is 9 months pregnant but because I don't know any better, I make her chase me. When she finally catches up to me, she yells at me and pops me on the nose. CALL THE CAT ABUSE CENTER! I'm such a bad cat.
Then there's this other room with plenty of baby clothes and I keep on sniffing on them and Mom keeps on screaming at me to get out. What? They're not for me?!!
But I like my new home. I like the trees and the bushes and all that soil I can dig in.
November 18th 2004 10:37 am
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I'm Salem and my mommy and daddy took me from a weirdo from up the street who couldn't take care of me. I've lived here ever since and I'm spoiled rotten. I have made toys out of everything and mommy doesn't like that.
I like to jump on the snake tank because I think the snake is a toy. I jump on the countertops and try to open the cabinets so I can sleep in there. I know how to open the cabinet under the sink. I know how to open doors. I don't know how I learned all this, but my mom thinks I'm special.
I like to wake her up in the morning by crawling under the pillow she sleeps on. She thinks it's funny. But really, woman...open the door so I can pee!
More later about my antics.
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