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Hi I'm Sam

Salads And Moles

Are things I just don’t eat. I don’t know why, I just don’t fancy them as much as the coons(raccoons) do. We kill ‘em (the moles) and the people throw them in the pile (the mole hill) and the next day the dead moles are gone(the coons come and eat ‘em). So, I guess we can’t make a mountain out of a mole hill (but we try). As for the Salads, it’s rabbit food..

Shoulder And Medicine

Well I’m done with the medicine. It wasn’t so bad I as I made it out to be . Still the shoulder fur is still growing back . Happy said “We should take that veterinarian and shave half her head and one of her armpits, for what she did to Sam” I don’t mind so much.

Sam

Sphinxes And Me chupacabra bite

Last week I tussled with a vampire chupacabra he bit me on the shoulder. I was out of it for a day then I tried to act like it was nothing but it started swelling up the other day and I was really limping about. They finally took me to the vet today.
I do not like cars! I do not like the temperature gauge! (they put it up my arse!)
I wonder if chupacabra’s have rabies or aids or leukemia, I sure hope not.

Now, I have a shaved shoulder and a welt with two bite marks but I don’t care so much about that, they wont let me out! It’s Saturday, right? We usually get a round of sphinx going on on Saturday nights, now that’s a good time.
Do you folks do Sphinx? Where you sit around like Sphinxes with the other cats. I enjoy it. We have a little in common.

Sam