Breed Unknown/Breed Unknown
June 22nd 2007 10:18 pm
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My human said that I stalk her like she is a big cat toy. I know she is a human NOT a cat toy. I stalk her because it is FUN to hide under beds and stuff and pounce out and grab her feet. Then it is fun to flop over right in front of her when she is walking around and make big googley eyes at her. She thinks this is CUTE and only says something bad if she steps on me. Now I say something bad too because she steps on me but it's still FUN!
My human says I love to bite. I am not biting in a bad way but because it is FUN! I used to chew on my siblings and now I like to chew on my human. I don't know why this bothers her. My human needs way more fur so that the biting don't really bite nuthin like skin. And I had my rabies shot so what is the problem?
Also I do NOT stink! She called me Shtink when I was little cause of kitten toots! I cannot help kitten toots!
Also I am NOT chubby I am solid and beautifully rounded!
Now here is something that she forgot to tell you.
I LOVE to dump over trash baskets cause there are secret hidden TOYS in there!!
I specially like little foil wrappers from stuff. My human thought she could fool me by getting me things called crinkle balls cat toys but they are NOT THE SAME! I do not think the crinkle balls cat toys are very interesting AT ALL! I do not play with them. The secret toys in the trash are WAY more fun!
You know the best time to dump over trash baskets is when your human is trying to sleep! It's so funny that she says funny things and sometimes I think she is going to get up and play chase with me! But she is just getting up to put the toys back in the trash. Now she just pretends to ignore me and don't get up no more when I dump it over. Imagine!
And I have discovered bugs! I don't catch them or nuthin. I like to look at them climb and fly. Some times if it is a slow little bug like a little beetle I poke it around but I don't eat them....except maybe one time... but it wasn't too good. It was too crunchy. It didn't have much flavor just bug taste.
Right now while my human is writing this for me I am looking for more fun things to do like...heehee...I'm not telling you!
Bye for now,
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