Stupid Simon

This morning, I was taking my usual power nap on the couch and Simon came and attacked my head. For the rest of the day I screamed. The redhead kicked me out of the living room because I would scream if anyone came near the couch so I sat on top of the refridgerator and waited. Doesn't matter if they had two legs or four legs, if someone came into the kitchen, I screamed.

That will show Simon.