December 20th 2006 9:34 pm
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So my mom did something stupid (yes...again) and left the door from the laundry room to the garage open and that meant I had some MAJOR exploring to do. So I checked stuff out for a while and then saw somthing VERY interesting up high in the rafters of the garage. It looked like there were some cardboard boxes up there that my people had put up ther instead of giving to me! So I found my way up there (I can't say exactly how I did it, my mom might be reading this and I'm already in trouble) and quickly discovered that I couldn't get my fat butt back down. Now I have my pride, but I am not as worldly as I pretend to be so I kind of freaked out. Yes, I had to scream my little head off until that deaf woman finally heard me and came out to save me. At first she just mocked me and told me I deserved it, but then she got me down. I guess I should be thankful, but all I can remember is the mocking...so I took it out on her new sofa. HA....I'll always get the last laugh.