Dear Diary

Dear Santa Paws?, Claws?, Claus????

December 3rd 2009 12:09 pm
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Whatever....

Dear Santa,

Mom is always telling me that I better be good because YOU are WATCHING and making your list of who is naughty and who is nice. I hope you were watching mom as she TRICKED me into snuggling with her right before she stuffed me into the cat carrier and took me to the v-e-t. That wasn't nice, dont you think? I think she needs 20 lashes with a wet noodle, on the head; and while you're at it, can you send the vet Dr. Gaines some coal? He shot me, TWICE :( and then pressed his fingers into my belly and put his cold stethoscope on my chest. That was mean too, wasn't it?

I hope you saw how good I was at the vet, no crying at all. And I only made a few squeaks on the way there too. Can I use that as credit for the bad things I have done? I dont really mean to be so cruel to my sister. I can't help playing with electrical cords. Nor can I help sticking my nose into other places it doesn't belong.

And while I have your attention, here is my Christmas list:

1. foam soccer balls
2. pom poms
3. a new snuggly bed
4. more time with mom
5. foam soccer balls
6. NO MORE VET VISITS, EVER
7. feather toys
8. batteries for my under cover mouse
9. Did I mention foam soccer balls and pompoms?
10. and can I ride in your sleigh? I PROMISE to be good ;)

Thank you,
Sebastian LaBrat

Note: my vet visit was really good! The doctor could not hear my murmur and said my heart rate was really good! I am however still losing weight :( 10 pounds 1 ounce.... down two ounces since May. He also acknowledged that Wellness Core is a good food! Apparently a new vet in the office provided him information on some new catfoods :) He said he doesnt want me to gain weight or lose anymore and mentioned that my weight loss could be a predictor of Hyperthyroidism even though my numbers were normal when tested in May. He told mom to use whatever method works for me to continue to take my pills, I say give me the wet food! MOL

 
Purred by: ♥Morgan The PirateGato (Catster Member)

December 3rd 2009 at 9:17 pm

MOL!!!!!!!!!! I think that was all mean and you deserve a TON of presents!!!!!!!!

Sends e-mail to Santa Paws - Sab was a furry good kitty, and so was I. Do not believe anything our Meowmy's say bad about us.

Purrs for lots of presents

Morgan
Purred by: Jasper (Catster Member)

December 3rd 2009 at 9:38 pm

Heh Morgan, add ME to that email too! he he he
Great news Sabastian!
I say bring on the wet food! And the foam soccer balls!
Purred by: Sebastian (Catster Member)

December 4th 2009 at 5:23 pm

Hehehe.... you guys are silly.... Morgan, Do you REALLY have Santa's email address???????
Purred by: ♥Morgan The PirateGato (Catster Member)

December 5th 2009 at 2:19 pm

I do have his e-mail! AND I sent him an e-mail and told him we were all the BEST WELL BEHAVED KITTYS on the planet!!!!!!!!!

Send us PREZZIES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sebastian


 

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