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Goober's Rants

Stupid Dog

I don't think I like him. He is always in my face. He wont leave me alone. I tell mom that she needs to put him away in the room. I was here first. She doesn't always listen.

The other night I decided to trash binge again. There was some tasty stuff in there. I noticed my mom didn't quite clean out the tin of cat food to my expectations before discarding it. I took care of that for her.

I thought I'd play a joke on the dog. He does it to me when mom isn't looking. When everyone was asleep I hopped onto the counter and opened the freezer door. I stand on my hind legs and put my front paws in the crevice of the door and push to open it. I think they underestimate us felines sometimes. I got ahold of that frozen stuffed kong that Bamm spins circles for.

The kong was yummy. There wasn't anything left for the dog. That'll show him to get in my face. I think I'm a clever cat indeed.