K. Sarin

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Age: 13 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 10 lbs.

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His Majesty the King.

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Quick Bio:
-purebred-cat rescue

Blue Smoke

Running, yelling. Watching videos on the computer. Touching the cursor. Nine Inch Nails music.. (he's evil I tell you.)

Being shut out of the bedroom, and losing toys in unreachable places.

Favorite Toy:
Crackling bug toy, leather fish on a string. Or anything you're willing to throw. Throw your shoe, he doesn't care.. I'm not kidding.

Favorite Nap Spot:
Wicker chair / side window by the computer.

Favorite Food:
Hills Prescription Diet C/D

Opens doors. Can jump to any height. Recognizes singers voices, has favorites. Can ignore the loudest of strangers. Understands human speech / sits on command. Cannot be escaped.


Arrival Story:
Someone didn't want him because he's too talkative. He also got cat hair in their piano and computer keyboards. Their loss.

One of the strangest cats alive. I'm convinced that he's not really a cat. He doesn't hide behind couches or run from loud sounds, and he doesn't sleep all day. I can't walk from one room to the other without him running with me, usually beating me to wherever I'm going. If I want to go in a room without him (bathroom, bedroom) I have to trick him or distract him and run for it. But he's a genius so that's hard to do. Oh.. and he never stops talking..

Lives Remaining:
8 of 9

Forums Motto:
Unofficial King Of 3rd Street

I've Been On Catster Since:
August 7th 2004 More than 12 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

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Khameir Reveals the Mysteries of the Universe

K. Sarin (King of the World) officially approves paper bags.

September 24th 2004 3:41 pm
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I've noticed that, like many cats, K. enjoys paper bags. Like grocery bags. Since everything he thinks and does is incredibly important I've paid close attention to what he seems to like most about them. Here's my conclusion.

1) Texture/Environmentally friendly/Noise --
Not only does K. like to climb inside the bag, he sometimes walks right on top of them. This is obviously because he enjoys the grainy paper pulp texture. The tiny "holes" in the bag trap cat-body-heat instantly making it a perfect walking/laying pad. It also makes crinkly noises. The bags are made of recycled material and I'm sure K. would have it no other way, since the texture would be different. He also supports recycling, because it helps clean up his world, which you are polluting. But don't worry.. he still likes you sometimes.

2) Privacy/Size --
No one knows better than K. Sarin how important it is to have a dark, quiet place to think about quantum physics and the state of the universe. It's best if no one can see you while you're thinking, because you might have to scratch your face with your feet or chew on your foot, and everyone will want to tell you how good you look, which is a distraction. A paper grocery bag provides a perfect private place. It's also just the right size, denying entry to giant people.

3) Availability/Portable --
These bags appear randomly throughout the house. When one gets old, it disappears and turns into a fresh bag, usually in another room. They usually come standard with handles for dragging them to another area.

I'd read this aloud to see if K. agrees with all of it (I'm sure he does) but he's busy staring out the window at the grass.

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