A Day in the Life of

I may be a big orange boy but I am a scaredy cat. Yup even afraid of my own shadow, which sadly I have proven by having a panic attack when my shadow was following me down the hallway. It was so embarrassing...but that's just me.
My meowmy fosters kitties for Siamese Rescue. Now you'd think that a big strapping good looking fella like myself would be a babe magnet. For some reason I can't figure out the girl cats don't like me.
I want a harem but they won't work with me. They hit me, they chase me. It's not fair.
Life just isn't easy being me.