Dixon's Diary

Your sheets were growing grass all on the corners of your- bed.

Dear Diary,

Today, I have decided to take a different approach to this diary thing. Instead of writing about my new toys or my most recent bout with a new hygiene apparatus, I will list some random facts about myself:

1. My parents decided to keep the name that the shelter gave me. (They thought it was appropriate that I was named after the street on which I was found.)
2. I love playing with spiders. (I also love to eat them after playing with them.)
3. Nap time is my favorite time of the day. (Good thing it comes, oh... 8 times a day!)
4. When the "quiet time" comes at night, I get lonely. And bored. So what do I do? I lick mommy awake! (She hates it, though. She's constantly kicking me off her bed. But do I give up? Nope!)
5. When daddy sleeps over, I choose not to lick my mom. Instead, I sleep on her pillow, squeezing her into a space 3/8ths the size of her bed. (She complains incessantly.)

Hopefully, you learned something new about me!

Meow,
Dixon

P.S. Don't forget to vote for me in the 3rd Annual Coolest Dog & Cat Show! The link, again, is http://www.catster.com/show07/vote_pet.php?i=565543.

P.P.S. I was given rosettes in the last few days and I feel that I should properly thank everyone for their nice gestures. So... Vinnie, Milani, Belle, Titch, and Comet, thank you for the rosettes!