The Eternal Battle by Sister Sparky Marie-Louise of the Stinky Pokey Paw- Order
February 15th 2005 12:54 pm
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It has been a while since I have written due to the new test of patience that has been thrust upon me. Shortly after my last diary entry my parents brought home some sort of evil pig-monster they call "Adora". They have attempted to justify bringing this creature into my home by saying that she is a "French Bulldog" and a "Baby", I accept neither explanation and stand firmly in my belief that it is a evil, evil, piglet. This "Adora" insists on barking at me and trying to sniff me. When I refuse politely (and try to scratch her eyes out) Ding-Dong Hound #1 ( Beckham) rushes over to defend Adora, which of course only entices me further to destroy them both.
SparkyLou (In loving memory)